Dear Baby Next Door

Dear crying baby next door,

You are at least two-years-old and you still cry EVERYDAY! You cry so much that we have memorized your cry and now mimic you. When we do mimic you loud enough through the wall you actually stop crying.

Sometimes, your dad even makes fun of you because you cry so much. This is mostly because your mom stays home with you every single day and gives in to your every whim.

So, crying baby next door, you are the most effective birth control I have ever come across! Please stop crying. We hear you in my sleep.

Love,
your neighbors.